St Helens City Dock

Wise Guy Weekend

“Leave the gun, bring the cannoli”

St. Helens City Dock

The Cloverdalini Family formally invites representatives from all the other CRSA crime syndicate families to a sit-down meeting where we can hash out all our problems, so we won’t have no more issues no more. Please RSVP with indication of what food item/course you plan to bring to Saturday night’s Italian-themed dinner.

If you can‘t come, just fuhgeddaboudit.

Agenda

Friday, June 20.

• 6:00 PM Cocktail Hour. Pizza will be provided gratis by the Cloverdalini Familiy.  “Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me”.  You may bring appetizers that go with pizza.

Saturday, June 21

• On your own.  Various whacks and clips may occur throughout the day,
• 6:00 PM. Dinner at “Louis’ Italian Restaurant” (on the dock).  “Try the veal.  It’s the best in the city”.  Dinner will be served in 3 separate courses.  Please sign up to bring one of the following;
  • 6:00 PM – Course 1 – Soup/Salad and Appetizers
  • 6:15 PM – Course 2 – Main Entree
  • 6:45 PM – Course 3 – Dessert and Aperitif

Sunday, June 22

• 9:00 AM. Potluck breakfast and prizes.
  • Best Dressed Goamba
  • Best Dressed Doll
  • Grand Prize
• 10:30 AM. “Get the frig outta here”

As a reminder, St Helens will squeeze you for $15/day transient moorage fee.  It seems like everybody wants a piece of the action!

Bonus night. Arrive on the 19th for the “13 Nights On The River” concert series which is held in the newly re-opened amphitheater just above the docks. The 19th features the Rock and Roll Cowboys. https://www.sthelensoregon.gov/community/page/13-nights-river